(no title here because no words can describe how amazing it is)

So.

Fucking.

Good.

Thank you Mama.

xo

Macho Macho Matt

Some friend you have, Matt :P



Hehe, sorry but it is juuuust a leeetle gay, that pic ;P Jkjkjk.

Yeahhh, you really need to change your pasword or something, love.

xo

PINK MENTOS FTW!!!

For you:

xo

CHUBBY GIRLS FTW!!!

DAMN STRAIGHT WE DO.




xo

ASIANS CAN'T DANCE?!

Hehe, check out my morning with the family at a family day even thing hosted by the Philippines ambassador to Prague :)
Why should you watch it, you ask?
BECAUSE THERE'S CUTE MIXED RACE KIDS RUNNING AROUND PLUS YOU GET TO SEE MY DAD FAIL AT DANCING POCO-POCO OR HOWEVER YOU SAY IT :P





xo

YUMMEH YUMMEH YUMMEHH!

cheese tarts.

nuff said.

CHATROULETTE from a while ago.

Ok this is probably the last time I blog about CR :P

xo

Pepper likes to wave =3

He'sh shoo kiuuuutt! x}





xo

Scaring people + my hyena laugh

This is what I do when I'm bored:

xo

BULGARIAN RENT BOYS, ANYONE??

LOLOLOLOL.

I screenedshot this at 11:33 pm. His flight was at 11.

Matt? I think you should change your password.

CUZ YOU'VE JUST BEEN HACKEDD.

Either that or you haven't told me about your second job.

xD

xo

LOLOLOL

Rereading my previous post I realise that it sounds pretty funny instead of angry when I wrote it, hahaaa. Why? Because there were:

1) typos that just made sentences sound off

2) unnecessary facts I should have kept to myself

3) and stabbing someone in the eye with a fork just sounds funny :P

Oh, and notice at the end, I still put the 'xo'. lololol.

xo

OMMFFGGGGIHATEYOUUUU

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WAKE ME UP SO FUCKING EARLY IN THE MORNING AND THEN TELL ME I HAVE TO FOLLOW YOU GROCERY SHOPPING AND THEN WHEN MAKE ME GET READY IN A HURRY BUT WHEN I COME DOWNSTAIRS YOU FUCKING LEAVE?!

OH SUURE HE TOLD YOU TO LEAVE WITHOUT ME BECAUSE I WAS TAKING TOO LONG. WELL GUESS WHAT?! I WAS IN THE FUCKING TOILET PEEING AS FAST AS I CAN JUST SO I CAN FOLLOW YOUU.

YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO LISTEN TO THAT JERK. YOU ARE YOUR OWN PERSON FOR GOD'S SAKE.

IF ANYONE EVER MAKES ME HURRY UP IN THE MORNING BUT THEN HAVE ME END UP NOT DOING ANYTHING, I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A FUCKING FORK.

DO NOT START MY DAY BY MAKING ME MAD.

xo

EW EW EW EWWWW.

Checkout my sisters and me freaking out:





xo

SEXY MAN IN UNIFORM

nawwtt.

Oh yeah, and I saw these dudes carrying stuffed toy pics or some shiz wearing panties.

...

Skipping in town!

Yesterday, ma Japanese bitch Misato and I went out for a date ;) teehee, joke. Here's what we did:

xo

Porn in the metro? + LOVE CAR!

Hoi!

The other day I went to the cinema to watch Shrek 4 with my sisters and in the metro, we spotted this little sticker:

Ah, Prague...


And then a couple days later I went grocery shopping at Billa with my mom. When we returned to our car, this cute little thing was parked next to ours:

And get this: the owner is a GUY! Also, notice the little stuffed toy bunny rabbit on the dashboard :P. So cute!

xo

HOTNESS OF MALE HAIR.

Hoooooly fucking hell. I'm feeling soo obsessed about hair right now. ESPECIALLY guy hair. Specifically FAUX HAWKS. hahaha. Please don't ask me why, I really do not know what is going on with me today.

I've watched this vid three times today:

Why am I getting all worked up about this hairstyle?1. Because I prefer short hair but not too short. And in this vid, it is exactly the length I love in a guy because its neat yet it can still be styled all pretty-like. PLUS it gives you enough to hold on to, if you get my drift. *nudge nudge* Eh, ladies? ;) Nahh, only joking, teehee.
2. Because this guy is just plain hawttt. Ngehehehehek (annoying giggles)
AND OMIGCHEESUS DAVID BECKHAM AND HIS HAIRRRR (the one on his head, I mean):

LUVVS IT.

LUVSS IT EVEN MORE.

LUVVS THIS THE MOSTEST.

OHGADD if it were a little longer I think my eyes would pop out from staring too much xD

LUVVS THIS ONE JUST BECAUSE :D

xo

VIDS FROM THE OTHER NIGHT.

The footage of hyperactiveness and annoying laughter captured from our last night together

x(

CR NIGHT PIX0RZ!!

1. Masked peeps.

2. Me pretending to jack off in front of the cam. The odd thing about this situation was that the girls nexted us and the dude on the right just stayed and laughed! LoL. Also, notice how Archana is peeking through my arms with the weird glasses, hahaha. Such a creeper.

3. As usual, I leave the best for last :P

Archana and I came across this old-ish man wearing ladies underwear and a mesh-like leotard thing with a bottle of iced-tea or something OMGOMGEW I JUST NOTICED THAT DILDO NEXT TO HIM OMG EWWWWWWW HAHAHAHAHA.
*Notice our surprised look in the first column xD

Chatroulette Night

Coming sooooon. :D

Le plan:
- Harry Potter theme with the Sorting Hat

- Pretend flashers

haha thats all we have so far.

but i'm sure it'll be fun

;)

xo