The truth about Chris Brown and Rihanna.

Hey, wanna know the truth about what actually happened between Chris Brown and Rihanna? Well, today, out of boredom, I decided to visit Ryan Higa's YouTube page to see if he had any new vids and, of course, he did. But I missed watching his old videos and one of my favorite ones by Ryan is his very accurate reenactment of when, why and how Chris Brown beat Rihanna. Enjoy:

And that's exactly how it happened.

For more vids from Ryan Higa, click here.

Other must-watch vids by Ryan: "Word of the Day - Pwned" - You can learn a thing or two from Dr. Hanatewakusoshiseotadashiteteriyakisuzukihondacivic.

AND: "The ShamWOOHOO!".

Btw, when I say 'must watch', it really means you can't miss it! Have fun ;)

To poll, or not to poll?

Okay, I know the poll I had for like, over a month has ended. But I only JUST remembered that I had a poll up and that I have to take it down. The options were:

(The second one is 'Yes, because I get bored and have nothing to do.' And sorry its kinda blurry, I didn't know how to make it any clearer because I'm quite a nOOb at this, hehe.)

Anyway, I guess having a poll up is pointless, as you can see here:

Yep, that's right, there were only three people who actually voted. THREE. Yeah, what a success, huh? So let's look at the statistics instead...

As you can see, 66% voted that they like polls but only because they get bored and have nothing better to do with their lives, while 33% voted 'Yes, because they're cool' (they = polls, not the person voting). After a thorough analysis of the results, I can conclude that:

1) Polls are generally useless.

2) People who take polls having else better to do so they might as well just click something.

3) I have nothing else better to do.

:D

Oh, and this post is most probably pointless as well.

Yoooogah

Oh, wow. Its been ages since my last blog. So I'm going to try to make it up in this one. Super-long essay time! (Just bear with me).

A couple of days ago, I realized I had Jason Mraz added as a friend or whatever on Facebook because he had a new post. The post was a link to a video of him practicing Yoga so I, being the curios cat, decided to check it out. And, wow, after while watching the video, I never realized how funny Jason Mraz was. Well, I thought it was funny at least because I read some comments below the video and some people disagreed. Whatever, hate the haters and watch the vid here! Enjoy and remember to leave any thoughts or comments! :)

Oh, and notice how he says "Yoooogah". >.<

To view this on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjZCMNFxCkw

Or, if you can subscribe to Jason Mraz or view his other videos on: www.youtube.com/user/TheOfficialJasonMraz and watch his other vids, which include one of him giving a tour of his studio and one talking about his album 'We Sing, We Dance, We Steal'. Lastly, if you want to add him on Facebook, click here.

Thanks for reading!

Thanks, Kev.

Finally, I've found someone else in the world who agrees that Michael Jackson was a good man. I've been subscribed to Kev Jumba's videos for quite a long time now, and I have been entertained watching each one of them. This video now, is about/dedicated to the late King of Pop and Kev is basically giving his opinion on him - opinions, which I also agree with. So thanks, Kev Jumba for your thoughts and for collecting charity for a good cause! Enjoy, and remember: Every view counts towards charity...

To be entertained by more of Kev Jumba, watch his videos on www.youtube.com/user/jumbafund   OR   on his personal account: www.youtube.com/user/kevjumba.

"HIStory" has ended.

Michael Jackson. When some people hear this name, they immediately think: 'Creep'. He was the King of Pop, can't we all just remember him that way? Sure, his personality is a bit...strange, I guess. But it doesn't mean we need to remember him as a child molester or whatever names people have been calling him for the past few years. Michael has died and I don't think its nice to say mean things about someone who's dead. I know people have their own opinions but, as the little rabbit from Disney's Bambi taught me: If you can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all.

Anyway, all I wanted to say is, Thanks for the music, Michael. Without it, the world and its Pop culture would never be as it is today; there would be no such thing as the moonwalk; and Chris Brown wouldn't have awesome dance moves. The world would be full of disappointed teenage girls. We wouldn't want that, do we?

For those of you who have facebook, please take a moment to sign (if you haven't already) the Memorial for Michael Jackson here: 

http://apps.facebook.com/ripmichaeljackson/?auth_token=deb504411e2f26c6aefe8aa68ddc5e08&installed=1

Thanks for everything, Michael.

Dark humor anyone?

As I am an IB student, it is obligatory that I write an essay of 4,000 words (max) called the Extended Essay which can be about a topic of my own choice. Since I chose to do Kurt Vonnegut, I thought that I have to at least mention his talent of using dark humor in his works. So I searched about "dark humor" and randomly (of course) came across this quote:

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm."

--George Carlin

I totally agree. This quote will change my life forever. 

-End.-

P/S: I found out 10 minutes ago that Christian Bale is Welsh/English. Thank goodness for Wikipedia.

Interesting enough?

Okay, so. A couple days ago, a friend of mine gave me some feedback about my blog. Well, what he read off my blog anyway, which was like ONE sentence, "The point of me making this blog is not to talk about my life." That was all he read and then asked me, "Then why are you making a blog?". And here's how the rest of the conversation went:



So now, I am going to try to prove to him that this blog IS about my life even though I am not talking about it directly AND that it is entertaining. If it is at least interesting for him, then I will be very satisfied because I at least made ONE person entertained/happy.

Oh, wait! Well, looky here, I guess this blog IS about my life. HAH! (Now is the part where he takes back what he said). As the respectable, well-known, journalist on Kazakh television would say:

"GREAT SUCCESS!"