Macho Macho Matt

Some friend you have, Matt :P



Hehe, sorry but it is juuuust a leeetle gay, that pic ;P Jkjkjk.

Yeahhh, you really need to change your pasword or something, love.

xo

BULGARIAN RENT BOYS, ANYONE??

LOLOLOLOL.

I screenedshot this at 11:33 pm. His flight was at 11.

Matt? I think you should change your password.

CUZ YOU'VE JUST BEEN HACKEDD.

Either that or you haven't told me about your second job.

xD

xo

LOLOLOL

Rereading my previous post I realise that it sounds pretty funny instead of angry when I wrote it, hahaaa. Why? Because there were:

1) typos that just made sentences sound off

2) unnecessary facts I should have kept to myself

3) and stabbing someone in the eye with a fork just sounds funny :P

Oh, and notice at the end, I still put the 'xo'. lololol.

xo

Day 10 on Chatroulette

I went on Shufflepeople first on Day 10 of the quest and one of the first people I met was this 16 year old pyromaniac. I noticed that he had a really pretty smile and when I told him...gosh, I felt like such a pedo! He then showed me how he can withstand the burning sensation by putting the flame to his tongue and under his palm while I just sat there and flinched, haha. He eventually burnt himself and all I was thinking was, "Awww :(" and felt like I should kiss his hand better or something. GAH. What was WRONG with me?! =/

After a while of nexting black screens and neked people, I came across this guy. I didn't know what he was doing, hence the weird/confused expression on my face, because he was just sitting there pretending he was a viscous, rabid squirrel or something. So I nexted him.


I started getting bored of Shufflepeople because there weren't as many crazies on there than there are on Chatroulette so I decided to switch to that instead and the FIRST person that I see is this guy:

If only it were real and not from his computer effects.

Last, but DEFINITELY not least, I changed back to Shufflepeople because CR had too many dicks that day that even I couldn't stand it. Lol, jkjk :P

Anywayyy, yeah, neither of us said anything (well, he obviously didn't because he wasn't at the computer) but he just stood there moving his hips around in a Tarzan loin cloth. YES. A TARZAN COSTUMEE. I didn't hear any music but he clearly had a beat and was tapping his hands and feet. However, after about 15 seconds he slowly put his hands under the piece of cloth and that was my cue to hit NEXT.