"HIStory" has ended.

Michael Jackson. When some people hear this name, they immediately think: 'Creep'. He was the King of Pop, can't we all just remember him that way? Sure, his personality is a bit...strange, I guess. But it doesn't mean we need to remember him as a child molester or whatever names people have been calling him for the past few years. Michael has died and I don't think its nice to say mean things about someone who's dead. I know people have their own opinions but, as the little rabbit from Disney's Bambi taught me: If you can't say somethin' nice, don't say nothin' at all.

Anyway, all I wanted to say is, Thanks for the music, Michael. Without it, the world and its Pop culture would never be as it is today; there would be no such thing as the moonwalk; and Chris Brown wouldn't have awesome dance moves. The world would be full of disappointed teenage girls. We wouldn't want that, do we?

For those of you who have facebook, please take a moment to sign (if you haven't already) the Memorial for Michael Jackson here: 

http://apps.facebook.com/ripmichaeljackson/?auth_token=deb504411e2f26c6aefe8aa68ddc5e08&installed=1

Thanks for everything, Michael.

Dark humor anyone?

As I am an IB student, it is obligatory that I write an essay of 4,000 words (max) called the Extended Essay which can be about a topic of my own choice. Since I chose to do Kurt Vonnegut, I thought that I have to at least mention his talent of using dark humor in his works. So I searched about "dark humor" and randomly (of course) came across this quote:

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm."

--George Carlin

I totally agree. This quote will change my life forever. 

-End.-

P/S: I found out 10 minutes ago that Christian Bale is Welsh/English. Thank goodness for Wikipedia.

Interesting enough?

Okay, so. A couple days ago, a friend of mine gave me some feedback about my blog. Well, what he read off my blog anyway, which was like ONE sentence, "The point of me making this blog is not to talk about my life." That was all he read and then asked me, "Then why are you making a blog?". And here's how the rest of the conversation went:



So now, I am going to try to prove to him that this blog IS about my life even though I am not talking about it directly AND that it is entertaining. If it is at least interesting for him, then I will be very satisfied because I at least made ONE person entertained/happy.

Oh, wait! Well, looky here, I guess this blog IS about my life. HAH! (Now is the part where he takes back what he said). As the respectable, well-known, journalist on Kazakh television would say:

"GREAT SUCCESS!"

First!

Heyy Everyone and Anyone who's reading this...

The point of me making this blog is not to talk about my life. Well, maybe just a bit. But its also to blog about random things that I randomly find on the internet that amuse/entertain me and to share it with the world/you guys. You might enjoy the things that I will be blogging about possibly because:

a) you are bored and have not been doing anything interesting, thus, you read my blog;

b) you are easily amused/entertained just like me (yeyy!) or;

c) the whatever I am sharing with you is actually entertaining you and enjoyable.

So if you DO get any positive effects (whatever that may be that makes you have a happy feeling inside), congratulations to me for making at least one person in this world happy and congratulations to YOU for...uhm, having a happy feeling? Hehe.

OR, you might NOT enjoy the things I share with you because:

a) you do not have the same sense of humor as I do;

b) you have seen/heard of better things than what I am/have shared with you or;

c) you are a sad, sad child that thinks there is no meaning in life and that reading my blog is a futile action/change in your fate/destiny, which ever you prefer.

And, if you did NOT get any positive effects for one or more of the reasons stated above, well...TOO BAD. At least I tried.  However, if your reason was c), then I suggest you go find someone to help you (in whatever way that may be) to make you happy (in whatever way you want).

Okay, well, that's all...FOR NOW. There shall be more to come, my friend. For now, though, here is the first Random-Thing-That-I-Randomly-Found-On-The-Internet that I would like to share with you:

I found this on College Humor (www.collegehumor.com), a website which I worship because of its original Original Videos. So I suggest you guys go check their site out because it has some, no, ALOT of awesomeness on it. Anyway, here's the Random-Thing-That-I...yeah, you get my point. Enjoy.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.